Sighting of a Newborn Mom

Newborn Moms are hard to find in public; almost as hard to find as a sasquatch. However, here are some clues:

1. She travels with a man with a wedding band, but herself may not wear a band, especially not her solitaire diamond engagement ring.
2. She’s got super muscular arms (from carrying/rocking the baby) but chicken legs.
3. Her highlights has grown out but she neither has the time to re-do them nor has the guts because she’s still breastfeeding.
4. She ties her hair up or has already cut them all off.
5. Her nail polish has chipped but she has no time to take them all off.
6. She’s eager to talk to anyone who’s older than one AND not just interested in her tits as food source.
7. She is ecstatic to be roaming down the aisles of Safeway solo. 
8. She would graciously accept 3 minutes of free time to gulp down her McDonald’s filet o’fish, double cheese burger, fries, and diet coke.
9. She smells like soured protein shake.
10. She never wears turtleneck nor t-shirt. Instead, she’s drowning in her over-sized ugly maternity/nursing shirt that has an opening all the way down to her belly.